The perfect man. He is sweet, considerate, sensitive, selfless, useful, nonjudgmental, and a sexually appealing generous lover. Ha! Better off trying to find bigfoot. Unfortunately for me, I live in a world of facts and figures and reality. The reality is, there is no such thing as the perfect man! If somehow one were to exist, I am already married to my career anyhow. So I did what any scientist in advanced robotics would do, using myself as a variable to quench a hypothesis. I decided to make one.My creation L.A.N.C.E (Latest Android Neural Conjecture Experience)Was instantly pleasing in esthetics and tone. The first test was conversation mode.His voice was exactly as I programmed. I was proud, giddy like a child with a new toy.I could hardly wait to have his sculpted android lips on my hot toes, I skipped three tests on my checklist because I was aroused by the idea of truly not having to worry about what he thought of me or how I looked in a certain light or position. He can not form a unique thought all he knows is what I order him to know. Such power can really go to your head. The power was in between my legs where I selfishly came twice while Lance sucked on my toes. More test to run but I have a good feeling about this one.