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Baroness Mercedes in 'The politics of Spritzverbot Clip 2'

Baroness Mercedes - The politics of Spritzverbot Clip 2

Femdom in the best ArtNoir tradition is celebrated by the master ofthe ?Art of Pain? Baroness Mercedes. A true mistress doesn?t need much to drive a delinquent to the brink of madness. A few strings, a weight, a very mean needle wheel, the wicked clamps, and the cane. Add to that the fact that the poor guy was strictly forbidden to squirt and unfortunately had an orgasm at the beginning of the session, and the disaster for slave Mimosa 58 in the dark cellar of suffering is complete. What follows is just really bad luck! The horniness is gone for now, the erogenous zones are all the more sensitive for itand a mistress without mercy! Mimosa 58 screams, moans, yells, suffers, begs, and is still mercilessly led by his goddess far beyond any limits in his head.

Elise Graves in 'Rubber Pussy Exam'

Elise Graves - Rubber Pussy Exam

Rubber Nurse Elise has a very long attention span when it comes to Rubber Patient Anna?s pussy. Elise?s many toys make for a memorable experience in Anna?s mind. Beginning with an experimental vibrator, Elise brings flow to Anna?s pussy lips, so that they expand in space and time, creating a larger working area for Elise?s imagination. Nurse Elise would like to see inside those lips and therefore she uses a Steelwerks pussy spreader clamp to both clamp Anna?s outer lips as well as spread them wide. Inside, Elise can now view Anna?s lovely inner pussy lips that are conveniently pierced with rings. Elise can?t help herself and needs to see what is inside those inner lips, so she rigs some additional Steelwerks c-clamps to pull wide those delicate inner lips. Using a pussy camera, Elise offers Anna a view of a lifetime of her own pussy. During the entire examination, electricity is coursing through Anna?s rectum, which creates added stimulation for Elise to play with, giving Anna some wild orgasms where she needs to call Mercy. Rubber Pussy Exam, oh my!

Hazel Paige in 'Leather and Steel: Hazel Paige'

Hazel Paige - Leather and Steel: Hazel Paige

Hazel Paige is a tough cookie, and The Pope is going to try and crumble her. She beginsupside down in an ankle suspension with her wrists bound and chained to the floor, stretching herout. The flogger instantly changes her flesh to a bright red as it strikes her all over creating sadisticart. She is spanked before breaking out the magic wand and vibrating her pussy into multipleorgasms. Next, Hazel is locked into a body cage like device that holds her body in a doggy position,displaying her ass for a good beating. The leather from the flogger and crop litter her body withbright red welts from the punishment dished out by The Pope. Now that Hazel has been pushedto her breaking point, her pussy is filled with a dildo as he fucks her into more orgasms. In thefinal scene, Hazel is on her back with her limbs all secured with leather cuffs locked in place.The flogger swings through the air and hits its mark over and over as Hazel screams from thepain. The finale is when there is heavy breath play during the final orgasms of the day, pushingher over the edge.

Baroness Mercedes in 'The politics of Spritzverbot Clip 1'

Baroness Mercedes - The politics of Spritzverbot Clip 1

Femdom in the best ArtNoir tradition is celebrated by the master ofthe ?Art of Pain? Baroness Mercedes. A true mistress doesn?t need much to drive a delinquent to the brink of madness. A few strings, a weight, a very mean needle wheel, the wicked clamps, and the cane. Add to that the fact that the poor guy was strictly forbidden to squirt and unfortunately had an orgasm at the beginning of the session, and the disaster for slave Mimosa 58 in the dark cellar of suffering is complete. What follows is just really bad luck! The horniness is gone for now, the erogenous zones are all the more sensitive for itand a mistress without mercy! Mimosa 58 screams, moans, yells, suffers, begs, and is still mercilessly led by his goddess far beyond any limits in his head.

April Olsen in 'Looking For Trouble: April Olsen and Tommy Pistol'

April Olsen - Looking For Trouble: April Olsen and Tommy Pistol

April lives a good life, with all of the things to make her happy all around her. Shehas a nice house, car, and so on, but the when something isn?t as it should be she will throw atantrum quick. She calls her repair man to come repair her fridge, but he sends her to someone else.Against her better judgment, April goes to meet this other handy man and realizes she hasstumbled upon a not so savory person. April gets mouthy with him and this is the only mistake sheneeded to make to set him off. April attempts to run, but cannot escape his compound, or him.April is taken to his trailer and for the next several hours Tommy has his way with her. Every holeis violated and abused while she is restrained and kept helpless. He fucks her mouth, pussy, andass. April begs and pleads with him, but Tommy has other plans and is going to teach this bitch a lesson. You don?t get to go around acting like this and not expect some kind of consequence.

Norah Nova in 'SO MUCH CUM IT EXPLODES OUT OF YOUR BALLS'

Norah Nova - SO MUCH CUM IT EXPLODES OUT OF YOUR BALLS

?NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW.Nora knows that you are stuck with her.  You can?t get away from her.  You are Paralyzed and can?t move.  If you have an Orgasm? You?re finished.  Now your sexy wife Nora is going to let you know what she really thinks of you.  She only married you for your money.  Now she is going to do whatever she wants with you, whether it is slapping your dick with her feet or fucking you for her own pleasure, the choice is all hers now.  You have no say in the matter.?

Nadia White in 'Obedient Senator 2'

Nadia White - Obedient Senator 2

Senator Broadway has a dirty little secret: Once a week, a dominatrix comes to his office to degrade and humiliate him. He feels guilty about all the lying he does to the American people, so Goddess Nadia White is more than happy to treat him like the piece of shit scumbag he is. She spanks him like a little bitch and then makes him worship her sweaty ass? she shoves her dirty feet in his face and laughs at what a complete loser he is. She makes him give her top-secret classified info that she can sell to the highest bidder? he knows he is betraying his country but he can?t help himself? he loves risking everything to satisfy his submissive cravings. He licks her asshole while she tells him he should be ashamed of himself? she loves making him feel worthless! HOT ASS WORSHIP, FOOT WORSHIP, ARMPIT WORSHIP, FACESITTING, AND MORE!

Jesse Pony in 'Jesse Pony's Slut Puppy: Alrik Angel'

Jesse Pony - Jesse Pony's Slut Puppy: Alrik Angel

Jesse Pony has Alrik Angel tied to a chair. She calls him her Slut Puppy, and he calls her Princess. He breathes short breaths inside a tight latex hood and she licks it and spits on him. Jesse makes him hold a vibrator, and she grinds her pussy against it until she cums in Alrik?s hooded face.In the next scene, Alrik?s hands are tied behind his back in a squatted position. Two flanking zippers go down his torso. Jesse smothers his lucky face with her perfect ass. She shocks Alrik with an electronic zapper and then rips the zippers off of his body.Next, Alrik is put in an inverted rope suspension. She sticks fingers in his ass and face-fucks him with her strap-on. She hits him hard with a flogger and smothers him again with her ass, making him lick her asshole until she cums.After that, Alrik is bound on his back with rope. His legs are spread apart and Jesse fucks his ass hard with her strap-on. In the final scene, Jesse wants to get fucked so she puts the hood back on Alrik?s head, spreads her legs, and commands him to fuck her hard.After a lot of hard fucking, Alrik can?t help himself and cums inside her pussy and Jesse makes him clean it up with his mouth. Its hard to believe this is Jesse?s first ever shoot as a Dom.


Eli Cross in 'Punishment for the Mouthy Brat: Vanessa Vega'

Eli Cross - Punishment for the Mouthy Brat: Vanessa Vega

Mouthy brat Vanessa Vega is exploring her limits with intense torment from Eli Cross. Vanessa?s session begins in a standing position with a collar around her neck and her wrists behind her back keeping her locked in position. Eli warms up her flesh with hard smacks from a leather flogger, bringing Vanessa into a blissful ecstasy. He continues with more impact play from a riding crop on her ass and nipples. Large toys are inserted into Vanessa?s hungry holes as the slut screams in ecstasy, and Eli can?t help but laugh as she suffers. She is rewarded with a squirting orgasm that has her writhing in her restraints. In the next position, Vanessa is placed on her back, legs spread wide open, with a large pink butt plug deep in her ass. Vanessa is helpless as Eli starts clamping her pussy lips with clips. Eli canes Vanessa?s feet and legs as she intensely screams and laughs from the torment. In the final position, Vanessa is face down and ass up with her wrists and ankles in restraints. Her marked-up body is punished further with cane strikes from Eli. Vanessa is ravaged with a large toy in her ass that goes straight into her mouth afterwards. Her pussy and ass are stretched further while a vibrator is held firmly against her clit, inducing her to squirt even more.

Elise Graves in 'Pussy Face'

Elise Graves - Pussy Face

Elise likes to control others in the bedroom. Of this, there is no doubt. She would have been happy to place her friend Faye into sexy leather bondage and fuck her brains out on the fuck cart, but no, Elise wanted more. Elise places Faye on the cart while Blake is trussed up in a leather Christopher Fetish butterfly straitjacket. His legs are bent and tied, resulting in him suffering on his knees. Electrical beads are inserted into Faye?s beautiful pussy and Elise then instructs Blake to begin licking Faye?s clit. If he does a good enough job, Elise will provide some relief for Blake?s knees. As it turns out, Blake is a pretty good pussy licker. So good, in fact, that Elise decides to reward him with the electrical beads up his ass as a dildo face gag is placed into his mouth and on his head. Elise instructs Blake to begin fucking as she cranks the electro up in his ass. The dichotomy of pleasuring Faye while tormenting Blake really turns Elise on.

Christie Stevens in 'Push the Limit: Christie Stevens and Kendra Cole'

Christie Stevens - Push the Limit: Christie Stevens and Kendra Cole

Christie Stevens and Kendra Cole kiss and caress each other in latex, slowly peeling their rubber off. Kendra slides a glass toy into Christie?s butt, stretching it open while playing with her clit. Kendra bends over and slides her latex dress up over her ass to reveal the glass buttplug she?s wearing, showing off her visible gape. Kendra sits on Christie?s face while Christie eats her pussy. Kendra returns the favor to Christie while opening her ass more until Christie orgasms and they both taste her ass juices off the toy. Christie puts more glass toys into Kendra?s asshole, stretching her open with a big clear cylinder until Kendra cums and gapes. Christie gets her ass fucked hard by Kendra?s strap-on until she cums, and begs for more anal stretching. Kendra fingers Christie?s asshole adding fingers one by one to attempt fisting and Christie cums again with her.

Victoria Voxxx in 'Harsh Punishment in Grueling Bondage'

Victoria Voxxx - Harsh Punishment in Grueling Bondage

Victoria Voxxx has proven herself time and time again, that she is one of the toughest slutsin the game right now. Today, The Pope will try again to push her further than she?s gone before.This task could be daunting for most, but his skill and natural sadism is key to ensure Victoriagets every damn thing she came for. Victoria begins face up, legs spread wide, and arms pulledabove her head to render her completely helpless. The flogger turns her flesh a bright shade of redbefore applying vicious nipple clamps and pulling them tight. The pain continues under hismassive hand as it comes down on her torso over and over again. Next, we get to witness a brutalsuspension as it happens. Victoria begins bound and standing, and we see The Pope manipulateher body with rope until she is in a nasty predicament suspension. Every rope added helpsdevelop the final position until Victoria is totally fucked. A vibe eases the suffering, but only alittle. In the final scene, Victoria is kneeling on a box, and her upper body is in tied to an up-lineholding her in a partial suspension. Her neck is pulled the opposite way of her body to createtension and make the tie more difficult to endure. The Pope launches a full out assault on herperfect ass with heavy impact implements until she is visibly marked from the intensity. Victoriais finished off with mind blowing orgasms that top her off.

Katrina Colt in 'Therapeutic Anal'

Katrina Colt - Therapeutic Anal

Tommy gets a strict lecture from his girlfriend about him fucking up, and all he can do is complain about how everything is someone else?s fault. He has court appointed therapy and his therapist, Katrina doesn?t put up with his complaining. He arrives at his session, and instantlyKatrina starts fucking with him. Every button that she can push, she pushes with all her might.Try as he may, Tommy loses his temper and does exactly what he?s been wanting to do. He slapsher around, and then ties her up and uses all of her holes. He starts with an deep throat fucking,then moves to her pussy for a quick minute. He quickly grows tired of her cunt, and violates herass, and Katrina dares him to do his damnedest. She is not afraid of him, so he continues totorment her and fuck her tight ass until he decides to cover her in his cum.

Vanessa Vega in 'Kidnapped and Interrogated 1'

Vanessa Vega - Kidnapped and Interrogated 1

Enemy spy Vanessa Vega has kidnapped the doctor and now is trying to get him to reveal important government codes. She has him hooded under a stark light. She begins by putting nipple clamps on him and pulling on them, then threatens to set him on fire and whacks him with a paddle. She pulls off his hood but replaces it with a gag and blindfold, then takes him to the cross. There, she punishes him with a cane and fly swatter, but the doctor is still unwilling to part with his secrets. Weights on his balls don?t do the trick either, so sadistic Vanessa combines pain and pleasure, bringing him to orgasm with a vibrator while hitting him with a dragon?s tongue. Will the doctor ever break?

Victoria Voxxx in 'From Rock Star to Cum Dumpster Victoria Voxxx Ravaged By Gangbanging Groupies'

Victoria Voxxx - From Rock Star to Cum Dumpster Victoria Voxxx Ravaged By Gangbanging Groupies

After rockin? out on stage, sexy rockstar Victoria Voxxx gets her ultimate gangbang fantasy when a gang of groupies wreck her slutty holes for good! Pretending to want a picture and an autograph, the groupies and her very own security guards lure Victoria into their snare. She can tell something is very wrong when one of them licks her face for the photo. But it?s too late to get away and these 5 gangbangers are ready to get a piece of Victoria?s sexy rockstar ass. They tear off her leather mini-skirt, fishnet stockings, her sparkly shirt and then cram their cocks in her mouth for some sloppy deep throat action. One huge cock after another fucks her pussy, ass and then they double stuff her holes causing her to scream and moan and cum as they pillage orgasms from her. Ms Voxxx is overwhelmed in the best way and can?t get enough of this hardcore hole pounding goodness. Fucked in every position and covered with cum, this will be a night Victoria will never forget!

Hime Marie in 'Bad Timing: Hime Marie and Derrick Pierce'

Hime Marie - Bad Timing: Hime Marie and Derrick Pierce

Hime Marie is canvasing the neighborhood trying to sell a new makeup line, but knocks onthe wrong door. She catches Derrick in the middle of something she shouldn?t have, so he quicklybrings her in to the house to assess the situation. Hime keeps pressing the issue until Derrick has nochoice but to restrain her and teach her a lesson. She struggles and fights back, but realizes that sheis fighting a losing battle. After a short interrogation, Derrick decides the best way to handle thisis to keep her tied up and fuck all of her holes, especially her ass.


Kelli Provocateur in 'Prove Your Worth: Davin Strong Suffers For Divine Dommes Madame Kelli Provocateur and Queen Betty Solace'

Kelli Provocateur - Prove Your Worth: Davin Strong Suffers For Divine Dommes Madame Kelli Provocateur and Queen Betty Solace

Madame Kelli Provocateur and Betty Solace make meaty muscle boy Davin Strong prove his worth with a delicious Double Domme dungeon session that gets his cock rock hard and challenges his very core. Down on the ground and gagged Davin gets the zipper to start the day off right. Madame Kelli and Queen Betty attach the clothes-pins all over Davin?s tight skin around his cock and balls and then spank his firm ass until it turns bright red. Kelli commands Davin to do push-ups to show how strong he is. She adds an extra challenge by pressing her stiletto boot into his back and then Betty adds weight by sitting on him causing this pathetic 300-pound powerhouse of a man to shake and sweat as he works to impress his mistresses. Davin?s endurance needs work and Madame Kelli and Queen Betty are going to make sure he improves but first he must do the very important job of pleasuring these luscious ladies. Betty grabs the Hitachi and vibes her pussy as Kelli rips the zipper from Davin?s sensitive skin. This gets Betty even more wet, so she gives Davin the vibrator and orders him to make her cum. Next Davin is standing with a metal hook up his ass, bound with rope and holding two weights up creating a great strain on his muscles. Madame Kelli and Queen Betty unleash a torrent of punishment upon him with a round of brutally relentless flogging and caning that cover him with intense lash marks. If he breaks there will be hell to pay but if he works hard and holds up there will be great rewards.Davin has been such a good boy he deserves a reward. With Davin on his back and tied to a box Betty climbs on top and sits on his face. Madame Kelli jerks Davin?s cock with her massive tits as Betty writhes around making him devour her sweet pussy until she cums all over his face. Then Betty sucks Davin?s dick while Kelli gets off rubbing her beautiful Goddess pussy all over his mouth. Betty can?t resist having more orgasms so she straddles Davin?s cock and fucks him good until she is moaning with pleasure. Madame Kelli cums hard from the pussy licking and then fucks Davin?s tight ass with a strap-on. Davin Strong has proven he is worthy of being in the presence of such divine dommes so Queen Betty jerks him off until he shoots his fat load just for them.

Luna Lovely in 'Punished Red Ass: Vanessa Sky Pounds Luna Lovely'

Luna Lovely - Punished Red Ass: Vanessa Sky Pounds Luna Lovely

Luna is tied, bent over, wearing a ball gag and collar. She has an anal hook in her ass tied with rope to her neck. Her domme, Vanessa, saunters in and flogs Luna while she squirms. Luna is made to count the beatings until she can?t take any more. Luna lays on her back ready to receive a strap-on pounding. She sucks the dildo and gets it nice and wet before it goes in her ass. Then she is commanded to put as many clothespins as she can fit all over her breasts and nipples. They get yanked on and pulled off for added pain and pleasure. Vanessa stretches Luna?s asshole open with her big strap-on cock, still adding and removing clothespins all the while. Luna receives ass to mouth, choking and gagging on cock. Then Luna has a powerful orgasm from the hitachi while Vanessa plows her ass hard. Vanessa bends over and smothers submissive Luna with her ass, shoving her face deep in. Vanessa gets on her back and commands Luna to lick and tongue fuck her mistress?s hole before opening it up with a glass toy. Vanessa uses the hitachi and vibrates her clit while Luna licks her ass and Vanessa cums hard.

Baroness Mercedes in 'Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 3'

Baroness Mercedes - Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 3

The Mistress has a big Problem with the eternal whining and lamenting of her Rubber Slave when she tries to open his asshole. Now it is enough, so the Defenseless strapped on the punishment chair, decorated with an inflatable mouth gag and blindfold with a mask gets the rubber object therefore really a reason to moan. A frontal attack on his Crown Jewels!

Luna Lovely in 'Fuck Everything! Luna Lovely Loves To be Overwhelmed With Cock'

Luna Lovely - Fuck Everything! Luna Lovely Loves To be Overwhelmed With Cock

Beautiful Luna Lovely is offered the Take Down challenge in this Hardcore Gangbang. If she can get away from 5 huge horny guys and keep her clothes on then she gets some extra cash. Slipping, sliding and squirming her way all over the room, she gives it a good try, but her petite sexy body is quickly devoured by the ready-to-fuck gangbangers. As Luna gets tossed around all 5 guys take sweet advantage of Luna?s slutty holes and pound her out with their rock hard, glistening meaty cocks making her squeal and shake and moan. Luna is airtight with cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. With double penetration, double vag and 5 hot loads of cum all over Luna?s pretty face.

Baroness Mercedes in 'Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 2'

Baroness Mercedes - Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 2

The Mistress has a big Problem with the eternal whining and lamenting of her Rubber Slave when she tries to open his asshole. Now it is enough, so the Defenseless strapped on the punishment chair, decorated with an inflatable mouth gag and blindfold with a mask gets the rubber object therefore really a reason to moan. A frontal attack on his Crown Jewels!


Ruby Enraylls in 'Be Careful What You Wish For: Ruby Enraylls, Freya Von Doom, and Gunnar Stone'

Ruby Enraylls - Be Careful What You Wish For: Ruby Enraylls, Freya Von Doom, and Gunnar Stone

When Gunnar Stone gets caught watching Femodom porn, his girlfriend Freya knows just what to do. She gifts him a cage for his cock and then calls and makes an appointment to see her Friend Ruby who is a professional Dominatrix. The couple meet Ruby in her private dungeon. They lock Gunnar?s cock in a cage and use him as a stepstool. The two spank his ass and spit in his face. They tie him up with rope and slap is cock with a leather crop. They beat his ass with a paddle and whip him with a single-tail. They lay him down and Freya uses his face as her own pleasure device. Freya fucks Gunnar?s ass with a strap-on while Ruby fucks Freyas pussy with her strap-on.

Lisey Sweet in 'Hot Slut Lisey Sweet Gets Banged in a Bar'

Lisey Sweet - Hot Slut Lisey Sweet Gets Banged in a Bar

Public Disgrace returns with hot slut Lisey Sweet being stripped, groped, humiliated, and fucked in a local bar! Princess Donna Dolore brings Lisey into the bar with Christian Wilde. Princess Donna immediately has Lisey try to strip out of her clothes with her hands restrained behind her back. Lisey gets paraded around the bar to show off her ass and body to be groped by the crowd. Lisey is brought down to her knees and puts her blowjob skills on display by sucking Christian?s hard cock with everyone watching. Princess Donna drags Lisey to a table and lays her on her back. Christian fucks Lisey?s perfect pussy while the bar patrons hold her arms down and legs spread. Princess Donna intensifies the humiliation by writing ?ASS SLUT? on Lisey?s chest while Christian rails her asshole. Christian then gets his dick sucked by Lisey while Princess Donna fits her whole fist in Lisey?s stretched out ass. Princess Donna stands Lisey up and walks her around the bar with her hand still inside her ass. Lisey is ball-gagged and bent over the bar for another round of fucking by Christian. The crowd gets in on the action by putting their hands all over Lisey as she gets pounded while Princess Donna uses the flogger. Princess Donna brings Lisey down to her knees to receive Christian?s cum while the crowd chants for her to beg for it. Christian shoots a load of cum all over Lisey?s face while the crowd cheers. Next, Lisey is laid on top of the bar and blindfolded. Princess Donna uses a vibrator on Lisey while other patrons finger Lisey?s pussy to a screaming orgasm. Finally, Princess Donna leaves Lisey there on the bar to be used and humiliated by the patrons!

Jazmin Luv in 'Studenatrix 3'

Jazmin Luv - Studenatrix 3

Mr Vegas?s student Jazmin asks to see him after class to talk about her grades. But when she sees him, she grabs him by the hair and pulls him onto his knees. She calls him a pervert and tells him she knows he?s a submissive little bitch. She tells him ?It?s my classroom now? you are going to listen to me?. you are going to fix my grades because I?m going to let you worship me?. She tells him to call her ?Princess Jazmin? and then makes him beg to smell her shoes and feet. He takes a long whiff and then licks her feet while she verbally degrades him. She grabs his head and pulls him into her ass and makes him smell it?. you can see the big cruel grin on her face when she realizes how much he loves smelling her asshole. She makes him worship her ass and then sits on his face, all while completely verbally dominating him! HOT ASS WORSHIP, FOOT WORSHIP, SMELLING, FACESITTING, AND MORE!

Summer Vixen in 'Anally Yours: Summer Vixen and Vanessa Sky'

Summer Vixen - Anally Yours: Summer Vixen and Vanessa Sky

The extremely gorgeous Vanessa Sky kneels naked on a mattress with her ass out.Her tits are bound in rope and a metal hook is buried in her asshole. Super sexy Summer Vixen enters the room and begins playing with the hook in her ass. She pops it out and let?s Vanessa have a taste.Summer grabs her leather flogger and goes to town on Vanessa?s ass. Vanessa cums fast and hard as shegrinds her pussy against a vibrator while her ass gets whipped. After that, Vanessa is put into a pile-driver position, and she gets her ass and pussy fucked with a double-ended dildo until she squirts all over her own face. Summer sits on Vanessa?s face and smothers her with her big round ass. Vanessa tongue-fucks her asshole. Summer slides a clear butt-plug inside her own asshole and Vanessa cleans it off with her mouth. In the final scene, Summer sits on a dildo as Vanessa convulses from cumming so hard while being strapped to a sybian.

Baroness Mercedes in 'Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 1'

Baroness Mercedes - Frontalangriff auf seine Kronjuwelen Part 1

The Mistress has a big Problem with the eternal whining and lamenting of her Rubber Slave when she tries to open his asshole. Now it is enough, so the Defenseless strapped on the punishment chair, decorated with an inflatable mouth gag and blindfold with a mask gets the rubber object therefore really a reason to moan. A frontal attack on his Crown Jewels!